Carlie's Dating Tip #1

I've been single almost 10 years and won't claim to be any type of pro at dating or relationships; however, I can confidently state staying awake on a date is mandatory to make a great first impression.

Carlie's Dating Tip: Don't Pass Out Drunk
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